NOT article by: James Thomas Fridas
This is a story of true gun control this woman deserves a medal for hitting the target right on the head as they say she nailed it!!!
A man decided to get his wife a gun, gun freaks please do not read this, it will only give you a psychotic episode, delusions and migraine headaches! Because he was always traveling around the country and he was concerned for her safety while he was out of town, and it was a smart decision on his part because on a certain winter eve it happened!
What happened you ask? OK here it is, an escaped rapist, this dummy decided to come uninvited into her home at 3 am in the morning! Well that was mistake number one, mistake number two is when she invited the escaped rapist an invitation to leave the same way he came in, he did not accept her invitation to leave!
Now this super intelligent criminal decided to keep coming through the bathroom into the bedroom, before he opened the door shots rang out, guess he must have got the message now, he decided to take her invitation and headed for the window in which he climbed into the bathroom.
Scrambling to the window a second shot rang out and hit him squarely between the cheeks on the TAILBONE! Ouch!!! Double ouch and ooh ouch and double ouch! That is true gun control!! OK you troll take that and don't forget it!!! I don't think he ever will!
Now he decides to keep moving out the window and down the block where he was discovered by police a short while later as they followed his trail of blood to where he was hiding, brilliant wasn't he? Hiding like the police will never find this genius!
Well he ended up in the hospital thanks to us the taxpayers and now he has free meals, free medical, health insurance and dental benefits! Aren't we the most accommodating people in the world? Try that in Iran or Mexico, China woo how about North Korea???
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